Give me a girl at an impressionable age and she is mine for life.

Beware of men bearing flowers.

It's a whydunnit in q-sharp major and it has a message: never talk to the sort of girls that you wouldn't leave lying about in your drawing-room for the servants to pick up.

I never trust the airlines from those countries where the pilots believe in the afterlife. You are safer when they don't.

These years are still the years of my prime. It is important to recognise the years of one's prime, always remember that.

The sacrifice of pleasures is of course itself a pleasure.

It is well, when in difficulties, to say never a word, neither black nor white. Speech is silver but silence is golden.