A mediocre season for Nelson Piquet as he is now known and always has been.

You might not think that's cricket, and it's not, it's motor racing.

And Michael Schumacher is 37 seconds ahead, so he can refuel the car, change all four wheels, take off his helmet, have a smoke and a cup of tea, and rejoin in first.

Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position.

Either the car is stationary, or it's on the move.

I wouldn't want to stop making those gaffes, even if I could. People realise I am flesh and blood. I am not sensitive about it. It's just my enthusiasm. I want to say so much more than I have time for.

And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race.