Look up there! That's the sky!
Michael Schumacher is leading Michael Schumacher.
Either the car is stationary, or it's on the move.
And the first five places are filled by five different cars.
Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record.
If you don't trust someone to look after your investments, then they shouldn't be doing the job for you.