The body grows by food and work, the mind by use, and the soul through joy and pain.
Did you ever read a love-letter that wasn't an evidence of idiocy - except your own?
When we get civilised, I believe children will go by number until they get old enough to choose their own names.
Pedestals are always lonely.
If there's anythin' on earth that can be more tryin' than any kind of relative, I don't know what it is, but relatives by marriage comes first - easy.
Marriage is the process by which a woman deprives herself of an escort.