You don't want to buy a surprise, because then the surprise is how awful it looks on you.
I wouldn't miss the opening of a door.
I tell people all the time I want to be buried naked. I know there will be a store where I'm going.
Some people say the camera loves me, the truth is, I love the camera.
The best part of a party is getting dressed to go.
I spend way more than I should...and way less than I want.