There are a lot of people who would laugh at the idea of me being a good singer.

You keep lyin' when you ought to be truthin'.

I have never been accepted. I'll never make the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They're never going to let me in.

I think most people are aware of the garbage in the tabloids and dont give them a lot of credence.

Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are there to see HIM.

After 50, the rock 'n' roll road is a little absurd. It's very difficult to play these little places. You're out there on a rickety old bus with no place to shower.

It would be nice to be on the charts again, nice to be recognised.