For today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives. We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology. Where each worker may bloom secure from the pests of contradictory and confusing truths. Our Unification of Thought is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. We are one people. With one will. One resolve. One cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death. And we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail!

A leader has the right to be beaten, but never the right to be surprised.

A fool is only troublesome, a pedant insupportable.

A man occupied with public or other important business cannot, and need not, attend to spelling.

War,--the trade of barbarians!

Orders and decorations are necessary in order to dazzle the people.

Soldiers win battles and generals get the medals.