The fool has one great advantage over a man of sense; he is always satisfied with himself.

The purpose of religion is to keep the poor from killing the rich.

It is rare that a legislature reasons. It is too quickly impassioned.

To a father who loves his children victor has no charms. When the heart speaks, glory itself is an illusion.

Water, air, and cleanness are the chief articles in my pharmacy.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

I have never loved anyone for love's sake except, perhaps, Josephine - a little.