The only sport I'm not interested in is horse racing. That's because I don't know the horses personally.

There's just one thing I can't figure out. My income tax!

If I could read it, I could play it.

Madison Avenue is afraid of the dark.

Although it's been said many times, many ways...Merry Christmas to you!

Primarily I'm a meat man, although once in a while I toy with a few vegetables.

I am famous because I am an African American jazz artist.