The only sport I'm not interested in is horse racing. That's because I don't know the horses personally.

If you ever plan to motor west, travel my way, take the highway that is best. Get your kicks, on Route Sixty-six.

There's just one thing I can't figure out. My income tax!

Get me well so I can get on television and tell people to stop smoking.

I'm an interpreter of stories. When I perform it's like sitting down at my piano and telling fairy stories.

The Supreme Court is having a hard time integrating schools. What chance do I have to integrate audiences?

I got the message. All of us get the message, sooner or later. If you get it before it's too late or before you're too old, you'll pull through all right.