I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruins my career. I'd rather be smart than a movie star.
We live in a real world. Come back to it.
I'm with my friends more than I'm with my parents, but I know more about my parents than I know about my friends. That's something you get out of living with a person.
It scares me to think that one day I'm not going to be in school anymore.
I'd like it if people thought I was Jewish looking.
When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'