What I like to do is to give my real name in Starbucks but be really hostile each time, as if they're asking me something that I've never heard in my life. I give them a really dirty look, "Really? It's Natasha. Okay?" Like I've never been to Starbucks before. Each time. I enter the premises looking for combat.

I am a hooker with a heart of gold.

I'm a text artist. It's an unsung art form because it's so ahead of its time.

I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition.

I learned that if you're going to be a troublemaker, you don't want a ton of witnesses, because there's inevitable fallout from living like you're in 'Lord of the Flies.'

As a rule people don't think other people on drugs are funny. They think they are tragic. They have a point, but I still had the funny.

There's that special magical place that exists when you forget everything else because you are laughing hysterically. It's the only truly safe place and it can happen with a stranger or a best friend.