I remember when TiVO first came out I was all about TiVo. I came home and that thing was frozen, and I thought 'This is awful. This is the end of the world'. Then I unplugged it, and I plugged it back in, and still frozen. It was paralyzing. I called them. They said, 'Just unplug it longer.' Fixed. But it also taught me I'm an addict.

What turned me on to comedy was - well, first of all, I like being able to laugh, I like people who can make me laugh.

When you slick back your hair, you get a really good idea of just how melon-like your head actually is.

With scheduling and the way projects come up, I take the first thing that interests me and that moves me. If it's going to be fun, if I'm going to have a good time, and I'm going to enjoy the people I'm with, then that's a good enough reason to do it.

When people embrace character, it informs their living, breathing moments in a scene so well.

The trick is, when you grow up, find work that feels like play.

I like to say there's certain things you can't take back: One of them is 'I love you,' and one of them is bullets.