My oldest brother used to take me to the theater. The first play he took me to see was 'Black Comedy,' then he took me to see 'Butley.' We'd see all these British plays. And 'Hello, Dolly,' with Pearl Bailey. I was unconsciously thinking, 'Gee, I would love to be able to do that.'

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

My mom was Jewish, so some would call me Jewish.

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

If you've seen Mary Poppins and The Grinch, come to the Booth Theater and let me shove a little coal down your stocking.

One of the nicest compliments I would get very often on the street is people would say, 'I love you on 'The Good Wife.' I just can't tell whether I should like you or hate you!'