It's because you're like that that you're still a virgin, you know.

A novelist can’t be without a kimono and pen!(Shigure)

Hatori: "SHIGURE... I WILL TELL EVERYONE IN THE PUBLISHING INDUSTRY EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT YOU, STARTING FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR YEARS OLD..." Shigure: "Sorry, Tohru-kun. My lips are sealed!

I kept making you cry... didn't I? - Hatori Sohma

He's just explaining the situation to her, but he's all over her every chance he gets! Kureno! Touching Tohru!!!

Hatsuharu Sohma: [after tripping Kyo] If I hadn't had tripped you, you wouldn't have stopped now would you. [addressing the audience] Hatsuharu Sohma: By the way what I just did was very dangerous. And if it had been anyone but Kyo they probably would have been hurt pretty badly, so don't try it at home. Kyo Sohma: Don't try it here and who are you even talking to?

It's all very simple. But maybe because it's so simple, it's also hard.