The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.

It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.

Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.

An optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist sees the whole.

If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.