It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.

Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.

It is better to ride a pony than a horse which throws you.

Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.