Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.

India me aap Prime Minister ko ek baar katghare me khada kar sakte hain. Par Sachin Tendulkar par ungli nahi utha Sakte.

An optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist sees the whole.

Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.