If government were a plant, it would be kudzu.

Those who would rule with an iron fist always fear the free expression of opinions by those they would suppress.

I'm an entertainer. Not a journalist or spokesman for anybody. Truth is, a lot of my listeners absolutely hate what I have to say.

If there were any people safe to criticize, they'd be politicians and child molesters, doncha think?

You have to ask yourself, 'Who owns me? Do I own myself or am I just another piece of government property?'

There are people in Congress who aren't very bright. In fact, some of them are just plain brain-dead.

Lynch mobs are democracies.