Those who would rule with an iron fist always fear the free expression of opinions by those they would suppress.

I would SERIOUSLY consider moving to Texas if it would secede from the union and re-form as The Republic of Texas. It has that power.

The lottery is a tax on ignorance, and all the losers that play the game are paying the price for their stupidity.

Tax cuts are temporary, tax increases are permanent.

No wonder politicians love government schools. Where do you think the dumb masses come from that can be so easily led and manipulated?

The situation in this country is like a dog with worms. You bring the dog to the vet to be dewormed, but the vet is Dr. Obama, and he says you can't get the dog dewormed because the worms have a vote. And that's the problem, folks: the worms have a vote.

I'm an entertainer. Not a journalist or spokesman for anybody. Truth is, a lot of my listeners absolutely hate what I have to say.