Government schools will teach children that government is wonderful.

There are people in Congress who aren't very bright. In fact, some of them are just plain brain-dead.

If there were any people safe to criticize, they'd be politicians and child molesters, doncha think?

The House of Representatives was not designed to sit idly by and rubberstamp every piece of legislation sent their way by the Senate, especially legislation passed on a straight party line vote under the spurious policy of reconciliation.

The lottery is a tax on ignorance, and all the losers that play the game are paying the price for their stupidity.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook.

The single most prevalent form of child abuse in this country is the act of sending a child to a government school. We worry incessantly about the separation of church and state. We would do well to devote half as much attention to the separation of government and education.