Whoever has the most at stake should have the most power.

I guess I like people doing roasts in public. That's my thing.

There are words that I wouldn't say because they hurt people's feelings. I just happen to be a white guy who writes for a lot of black comedians but if I wrote for a lot of gay comedians there might be stuff I would say then.

There was a thing in the Andy Kaufman movie that Jim Carrey [Man On The Moon] about how he would do it. I didn't even see the movie. I read the script. But someone asked me, "Do you know what the best part of the Jim Carrey/Andy Kaufman movie is?" And I said, "me lee see ree bee." I just knew that would be the best part.

The rules may seem obvious but when you think about them they're not. For somebody who has my job they're not as obvious as one would think.

If there are older black people in the audience that I can see I will not say the n-word. I know they grew up with a different meaning.

I just think [Gangster Party Line] is funny and stupid and all the dudes in it are real dudes. It's just a funny construction.