If you have to ask then you don't deserve an answer.

That's wisdom you can take to the grave, and dig up when you need it!

(Why did they call them sneakers if it was so hard to sneak in them?)

You don’t just go to somebody and say, ‘I’m a better person because you’re in my head.

In a perfect world everything would be either black or white, right or wrong, and everyone would know the difference. But this isn't a perfect world. The problem is people who think it is.

You know that feeling you get when your leg falls asleep? Well, I suddenly had that feeling in my spine. Like termites were chewing through the marrow in my backbone.

It's amazing how people can surprise you.