Then you'd better listen, because me sounding like Bronte is one of the signs of the apocalypse-and if the end fo the world is coming, good deeds could earn you Judgment day brownie points.

A family is a collection of strangers trapped in a web of DNA and forced to cope.

When you live a life without questions, you're unprepared for the questions when they come.

In the backseat Moose and Squirrel inhabited a pair of six-year-old-twins, and wouldn't stop bickering and picking their noses. They were clearly in their element.

The Bill of Life was signed, the Unwind Accord went into effect, and the war was over. Everyone was so happy to end the war, no one cared about the consequences

You'll feel a tingling in your chest," says a surgeon. "It's nothing to worry about.

I'm Switzerland; neutral as can be, and also with great chocolate.