Whoever invented the spork should be killed.
I'm against solutions that are worse than the problem. Like old women who want their hair dyed the color of shoe polish to hide the gray.
I'm Switzerland; neutral as can be, and also with great chocolate.
How do you judge the brightness of a light when you’re the source? A spotlight can never see the shadows it casts.
It's amazing how people can surprise you.
Most people have two emergency modes. Fight and Flight. But Conner always knew he had three. Fight, Flight, and Screw Up Royally.