Whoever invented the spork should be killed.

What's the point of living if you're going to hate the world? Guard your heart if you have to, but don't shut it away.

(Why did they call them sneakers if it was so hard to sneak in them?)

You can't change laws without first changing human nature.' -Nurse Greta You can't change human nature without first changing the law.' -Nurse Yvonne

...New Beginning to the same old story

This is not going to be easy. I'm good at being bad, but I'm bad at being good. I don't know the first thing about good deeds.

Then you'd better listen, because me sounding like Bronte is one of the signs of the apocalypse-and if the end fo the world is coming, good deeds could earn you Judgment day brownie points.