It is the fate of operating systems to become free.

The best way to know someone is to have a conversation with them.

Clearly Mr. Drkh has had a long career of being the weirdest person in any given room, but he's about to go down in flames.

The hour of noon has passed,' said Judge Fang. 'Let us go and get some Kentucky Fried Chicken.

But then, Cap'n Crunch in a flake form would be suicidal madness; it would last about as long, when immersed in milk, as snowflakes sifting down into a deep fryer. No, the cereal engineers at General Mills had to find a shape that would minimize surface area, and, as some sort of compromise between the sphere that is dictated by Euclidean geometry and whatever sunken treasure related shapes that the cereal aestheticians were probably clamoring for, they came up with this hard-to-pin-down striated pillow formation.

One of the problems, hanging out with me, is that I can turn any topic into a toxic horror story. I've lost two girlfriends and a job by reading an ingredients label out loud, with annotations, at the wrong time.

I am on an expense account that would blow your mind.