I'm getting grumpier all the time.
I'm blessed with eight children - though I'm talking about eight adults now.
I was born just barely south of the Mason Dixon line.
I'm a perfect example of the grumpy, old man. I'm really good at it.
I'll tell you what I would do in a shot if I could. I would sing in the barbershop quartet in The Music Man.
I only really work when I want to.