I don't have a day job, so I read any time of day.

When I'm writing new material, I never have any trouble coming up with ideas.

Statistically, you don't have much chance of becoming president if you're not tall and fairly handsome or at least conventional-looking.

I hate going back over what I've written. It makes me feel physically sick.

So intense was his sexual frustration that it had begun to feel like a life-threatening illness: testicular gout, libidinal gangrene.

I was always determined that one way or another I would force a book on the world, even if I had to resort to writing one about a tabby cat who solves mysteries.

You couldn’t truly love anything if you didn’t hate at least something. Indeed, perhaps you couldn’t truly love anything if you didn’t hate almost everything.