The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard.
Ned BeaumanYou couldnโt truly love anything if you didnโt hate at least something. Indeed, perhaps you couldnโt truly love anything if you didnโt hate almost everything.
Ned BeaumanI never really have blank page syndrome. I don't get blocked. I have a plan for my novel before I start which, although incomplete, probably contains enough material for several novels by a quieter kind of writer. And I try to get my arms around that material and see where it takes me.
Ned Beauman