I don't go to concerts much. I've heard everything. When I do go to movies, I walk out half the time. As for literature, I've read everything.

The hardest of all the arts to speak of is music, because music has no meaning to speak of

Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin.

The same piece of music alters at each hearing. But oh, the need to repeat and repeat and repeat unchanged the sexual experience.

If music could be translated into human speech, it would no longer need to exist.

It's not evil that's ruining the earth, but mediocrity. The crime is not that Nero played while Rome burned, but that he played badly.

Anyone can be gay - it's no accomplishment - but only I can be me.