It's my duty to enlighten people.

Wow, monitor lizards are pretty gnarly creatures. I want to go with the monitor lizard. That's just weird enough to be true. No?

I'm not hard to find. I'm all over the Internet.

A conspiracy theorist is a person who tacitly admits that they have insufficient data to prove their points. A conspiracy is a battle cry of a person with insufficient data.

WhenIWasYourAge: It took a week to learn whether your photos came out okay.

Gamma rays are the sort of radiation you should avoid. Want proof? Just remember how the comic strip character "The Hulk" became big, green, and ugly.

The most creative people are motivated by the grandest of problems that are presented before them.