I've finally found somebody who's up to the task of being my wife, because I'm very ... high maintenance.
Neil DiamondWhen I need my wife or when I need companionship or someone to talk to, I need it, like, now. So my wife will have to give up whatever she's doing at that moment to tend to my needs. And in the same way, I would tend to hers. That's not such an easy thing to do.
Neil Diamond