All good technology should be used to piss off people's parents.

Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

For me, closing libraries is the equivalent of eating your seed corn to save a little money.

Nearly' only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades.

We...we could be friends.' We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not.

I think I could be a perfectly decent cat. I've been around cats long enough to know what the rules of being a cat are. When all else fails, wash. And I think I could master the thing that cats do, where they stalk away pretending they meant to do whatever it was in the first place; showing their wounded dignity.

You people always hold onto old identities, old faces and masks, long after they've served their purpose. But you've got to learn to throw things away eventually.