Anyone who calls you "little lady" has already excluded you from the set of people worth listening to.

Different people remember things differently, and you'll not get any two people to remember anything the same, whether they were there or not.

All good technology should be used to piss off people's parents.

This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until its done. It's that easy, and that hard.

I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating.

I was a scholarship minor public school day boy at Ardingly College and later Whitgift School. Then, straight into work as a journalist - a wonderful thing for a writer.

I already killed you once today, what does it take to teach some people?