A world in which there are monsters, and ghosts, and things that want to steal your heart is a world in which there are angels, and dreams and a world in which there is hope.

And because nobody's done it before, they haven't made up rules to stop anyone doing that again, yet.

Bod quite liked crows. He thought they were funny and he liked the way they helped to keep the graveyard tidy.

I don't just randomly kill people... I kill people when it's funny.

You musn’t be afraid of the dark.’ ‘I’m not,’ said Shadow. ‘I’m afraid of the people in the dark.

I don't know why people would want to have lunch with writers. I've eaten with writers. We have appalling table manners, and rarely say anything other than 'Pass the salt' or 'If you're not going to eat that, can I have it?'

I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies.