I wish being a beekeeper, which I am, gave you a free pass on the carbon footprint, but it doesn't.

When you die, they can make you into diamonds now. It’s scientific. That’s how I want to be remembered. I want to shine.

I'm somebody who considers happiness a journey, not a destination.

As we age, we become our parents; live long enough and we see faces repeat in time.

People tend to find books when they are ready for them.

I came to the conclusion that in comedy, everybody gets what they need, whereas in horror, everybody gets what they deserve. I decided that at the end of the day, I was going to give everybody what they needed.

You can always cheat an honest man, but it takes more work.