If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends.

Sometimes an old idea gets relegated to the back of the line in the mad delight of a new idea, one you've never had before, and that you write fast in the thrill of the new. No rules. Just stories, and you tell as many of them as you can.

I didn't like people rewriting my dialogue. I didn't like the fact that we'd start a comic with the Joker, and by the time we inked it, he would have turned into the Scarecrow.

Notoriety wasn't as good as fame, but was heaps better than obscurity.

We all not only could know everything. We do. We just tell ourselves we don't to make it all bearable.

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.

You are young, and in love. Every young man in your position is the most miserable young man who ever lived.