When you dream, sometimes you remember. When you wake, you always forget.

You don't pass or fail at being a person, dear.

You could fire a machine gun randomly through the pages of Lord of the Rings and never hit any women.

Note for Americans and other aliens: Milton Keynes is a new city approximately halfway between London and Birmingham. It was built to be modern, efficient, healthy, and, all in all, a pleasant place to live. Many Britons find this amusing.

Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People travelled with them.

Life is a rock, but the radio rolled me over.

I'm bored," she said. "Learn how to tap-dance," he suggested, without turning around.