He had noticed that events were cowards: they didn't occur singly, but instead they would run in packs and leap out at him all at once.
Neil GaimanCan you believe it? Fifty miles from McDonald's. I didn't think there was anywhere in the world that was fifty miles from McDonald's.
Neil GaimanI am frightened of nothing." "Nothing?" "Nothing." "Are you extremely frightened of nothing?" "Absolutely terrified of it." "I have nothing in my pockets. Would you like to see it?" "No, I most definitely would not.
Neil GaimanYou don't get explanations in real life. You just get moments that are absolutely, utterly, inexplicably odd.
Neil Gaiman