I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.

Children, as I have said, use back ways and hidden paths, while adults take roads and official paths.

This is a roadside attraction,' said Wednesday. 'One of the finest. Which means it is a place of power.

Adventures are all very well in their place, but there's a lot to be said for regular meals and freedom from pain.

I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing.

The names are the first things to go, after the breath has gone, and the beating of the heart. We keep our memories longer than our names.

You must have a bladder like Lake Erie. I think empires rose and fell in the time it took you to pee. I could hear it the whole time." Thank you. Do you want something?