Agnes was the worst prophet that's ever existed. Because she was always right. That's why the book never sold.

It is neither fair nor unfair, Nobody Owens. It simply is

He wondered how it could have taken him so long to realize he cared for her, and he told her so, and she called him an idiot, and he declared that it was the finest thing that ever a man had been called.

I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.

Bod quite liked crows. He thought they were funny and he liked the way they helped to keep the graveyard tidy.

My guiltiest pleasure is Harry Stephen Keeler. He may have been the greatest bad writer America has ever produced. Or perhaps the worst great writer. I do not know. There are few faults you can accuse him of that he is not guilty of. But I love him.

The only water in the forest is the River.