To be a good writer... read a lot and write every day.

I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing in a foreign accent, and I escaped.

[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama.

On the whole, anything that gets you writing and keeps you writing is a good thing. Anything that stops you writing is a bad thing.

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?

The world is always ending, for someone.

If I were only allowed to read or enjoy art or listen to music made by people whose opinions and beliefs were the same as mine, I think the world would be a pretty dismal sort of a place.