To be a good writer... read a lot and write every day.

I'd love to write some porn, but I don't know if I have the right engines. When I was a young man and I was tempted to write porn, imaginary parents would appear over my shoulder and read what I was writing; just about the point that I managed to banish the imaginary parents, real children would lean over my shoulder and read what I was writing.

I'm a fairly undisciplined writer.

I remember making that vow, the one not to forget. Not to remember what happened, but to remember who I was and how I felt.

Work. Home. The pub. Meeting girls. Living in the city. Life. Is that all there is?

It seems like every time I agree to work with a video game company they go out of business. I stopped because I was starting to feel guilty.

Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.