You hurt. It's okay. I hurt too. Hold my hand.

It's easier to lie to yourself when you say things out loud.

All writers have this vague hope that the elves will come in the night and finish any stories.

You made peace,” said the buffalo man. “You took our words and made them your own. They never understood that they were here—and the people who worshiped them were here—because it suits us that they are here. But we can change our minds. And perhaps we will.

I have a really high tolerance level for twits. I really do.

Many phenomena - wars, plagues, sudden audits - have been advanced as evidence for the hidden hand of Satan in the affairs of Man, but whenever students of demonology get together the M25 London orbital motorway is generally agreed to be among the top contenders for exhibit A.

The only water in the forest is the River.