Birds are the last of the dinosaurs. Tiny velociraptors with wings. Devouring defenseless wiggly things and, and nuts, and fish, and, and other birds. They get the early worms. And have you ever watched a chicken eat? They may look innocent, but birds are, well, they're vicious.
Neil GaimanIf you, as a parent, raise your children well, they won't need you anymore. If you did it properly, they go away.
Neil Gaiman