I don't necessarily think stories have functions any more than diamonds have functions, or the sky has a function... Stories exist. They keep us sane, I think. We tell each other stories, we believe stories. I love watching the slow rise of the urban legend. They're the stories that we use to explain ourselves to ourselves.

Take what you have learned, and move on.

Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.

The only reason people die, is because EVERYONE does it. You all just go along with it. It's RUBBISH, death. It's STUPID. I don't want nothing to do with it.

I don't just randomly kill people... I kill people when it's funny.

You see, the outcome of the battle is unimportant. What matters is the chaos, and the slaughter.

Never use five words if you can get away with one, eh? I've known dead men talk more than you do.