The only ones who ever come here from your lands are the minstrels, and the lovers, and the mad. And you don't look like much of a minstrel, and you're— pardon me for saying so lad, but it's true— ordinary as cheese crumbs. So it's love if you ask me.

There was only one guy in the whole Bible Jesus ever personally promised a place with him in Paradise. Not Peter, not Paul, not any of those guys. He was a convicted thief, being executed. So don't knock the guys on death row. Maybe they know something you don't.

You play your cards so close to your chest," said Shadow, "that I'm not even sure they're really cards at all.

Life is a rock, but the radio rolled me over.

[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama.

The tongue is the most remarkable. For we use it both to taste out sweet wine and bitter poison, thus also do we utter words both sweet and sout with the same tongue.

The ties of blood," said Spider, "are stronger than water." Water's not strong," objected Fat Charlie.