Libraries are the thin red line between civilization and barbarism.

If the same object from two different times touches itself, one of two things will happen. Either the Universe will cease to exist. Or three remarkable dwarfs will dance through the streets with flowerpots on their heads.

As I wouldn't wear a costume, I couldn't imagine him wanting to wear one. And seeing that the greater part of my wardrobe is black (It's a sensible colour. It goes with anything. Well, anything black)[...].

You can always cheat an honest man, but it takes more work.

Bod shrugged. "So?" he said. "It's only death. I mean, all of my best friends are dead.

It's one thing to want money, but if you find yourself choking on a coin as you wake, the money is slightly less desirable.

I think the short story is a very underrated art form. We know that novels deserve respect.