The moment that you feel that just possibly you are walking down the street naked...that's the moment you may be starting to get it right.
Neil GaimanI hope the strong women out there aren't quiet and they don't go away, because when people attack you for speaking, the best way to drive them nuts is to smile and carry on speaking, louder, more wisely, more intensely, more articulately than ever.
Neil GaimanSometimes I suspect that we build our traps ourselves, then we back into them, pretending amazement the while.
Neil GaimanI knew enough about adults to know that if did tell them what had happened, I would not be believed. Adults rarely seemed to believe me when I told the truth anyway.
Neil GaimanThe old rules are crumbling and nobody knows what the new rules are...so make up your own rules.
Neil GaimanI knowed a man in Paphlagonia who'd swallow a live snake every morning, when he got up. He used to say, he was certain of one thing, that nothing worse would happen to him all day. 'Course they made him eat a bowlful of hairy centipedes before they hung him, so maybe that claim was a bit presumptive.
Neil Gaiman