I love doing the readings. The readings are the fun bits... The readings are probably the things that actually keep me going on these. If I couldn't do the readings, I wouldn't do the [signing] tours. I get to stand up there and read to a bunch of adults who in many cases nobody's read to in years, since they were about five. They just squat on the floor. That's enormously enjoyable.
Neil GaimanPicking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you'd most like not to lose.
Neil GaimanAs sure as water's wet and days are long and a friend will always disappoint you in the end.
Neil Gaiman