I really don't know what "I love you" means. I think it means "Don't leave me here alone.

You're sick. Sick and evil and weird.

Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

One thing that I get from a lot of people with American Gods is people saying that they would love some kind of glossary with a list of all the Gods and who they are, so that they can look them up.

You know what killed off the dinosaurs, Whateley? We did. In one barbecue.

I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You're doing things you've never done before, and more importantly, you're Doing Something.

Books make great gifts because they have whole worlds inside of them. And it's much cheaper to buy somebody a book than it is to buy them the whole world!